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Do You Have A “Funeral Story?”

For the family who has suffered a loss, a funeral is a tragic and painful event.  However, for those who deal with funerals on a day to day basis, like any profession, there is humor in many of the events that transpire.  I was recently introduced to a book entitled, “Tales from Kentucky Funeral Homes” by Willian Lynwood Montell.  In this book, Montell collected and shared stories from funeral directors all over Kentucky.  Some of the stories are informative, relating how the practices of funerals have changed over the years, and some of the stories are humorous.  To my surprise, an incident involving one of the funerals I preached made the book.

Here’s an excerpt from the book as told by Follis Crow, the funeral director of Crow Funeral Home in Glasgow, KY:

“This is a funny story that happened to the minster not too long ago.  Sometimes ministers will ride in the hearse with me to the cemetery, but most times they’ll drive their own car.

This minister here in Glasgow, Steve Higginbotham, is a big tall fellow and a nice guy.  He got into the hearse with us, was sitting down, and as we pulled out he reached over his shoulder to grab the seat belt to put it on.  Well, in the funeral hearse there is a glass partition between the front part where the passengers ride and the back were the casket is.

When he reached over his shoulder to get the seat belt, he saw the reflection of his hand in the glass partition behind him.  He yelled and jerked back and jerked down like somebody was grabbing him.

That was one of the funniest things that ever happened, and he and I still get a kick out of what happened.  he thought somebody was back there getting ready to get him.”

What can I say?  I watched too many Boris Karloff and Vincent Price movies as a child.

Do you have any funny “Funeral Stories” to share?  If so, why don’t you share them in the comments section?

Wolves In Sheep’s Clothing

I recently received an invitation to an area-wide youth rally that was scheduled to be held here in Glasgow, Kentucky.  As I looked at the flier, I had some serious concerns about the individuals who had been invited to lead in this event.  Due to my concerns, I turned to the Internet and literally, in a matter of moments, I discovered the following facts about the invited guests.

  • One speaker worships with a congregation that employs instrumental music in some of their worship services, and provides audio sermons online wherein their preacher argues that there were women apostles.
  • This same speaker told me in a personal correspondence that there is nothing wrong with offering instrumental music to God.
  • Two other invited guests do not attend any church of Christ in their community, rather they have set up a “home church” in which they receive their weekly preaching through video from Brentwood Baptist Church in Nashville, TN.
  • These two individuals also admit that they employ instrumental music in their worship services.
  • One of the invited guests actually argued on his blog that not only is instrumental music permissible, but it may also be commanded in Christian worship (Shades of O.E. Payne).
  • Another one of the invited guests is a “worship team leader” in a congregation that made national news when they decided to employ instrumental music in their worship services.

All of this information was discovered in less than 15 minutes of looking on the Internet.  Consequently, I have a few questions:

  • Would men who profess and practice such views be invited to our congregations to lead our adults in a special worship series?
  • If not, then why in the world would we invite such men to lead our youth in a special worship series?
  • If we would not expose the spiritually mature to such men, why would we expose the spiritually immature to such men?
  • While a man may not promote or practice such unbiblical views while among us, is there not an issue of fellowship that must be addressed?
  • Does it matter only what a person promotes and practices while among us, or does it also matter what a person promotes and practices elsewhere?

This event has been particularly troubling to me because it is in our “backyard,”  but I’m also concerned because I know that we cannot make ground or hold ground by compromising with those who espouse and practice error.  Why we would not tolerate the likes of such men in our congregations, but would be willing to expose our children to such men is beyond me!  If we are going to prevent another division such as has not been witnessed since the division that occurred over 100 years ago, we had better start taking an uncompromising stand for the truth that doesn’t leave our youth wondering what we really believe.

Par For The Course

This past weekend, Brian Davis, a PGA golfer who has never won a tournament, was in a playoff with Jim Furyk. As Davis chipped onto the Green, he touched a twig in his back swing. It was not discernible to anyone, but Davis said he could feel his club touch it. So he assessed himself a two-stroke penalty, and conceded the match for a second place finish!

By reporting this rules violation, Brian Davis not only lost an opportunity to win his first PGA Tournament, he also let more than $400,000.00 slip through his fingers.

Question: What would you have done had you been in his situation? Would you have reported the violation which would cost you so much, or would you have forfeited your integrity?

This story reminds me of the famous Bobby Jones. In the 1925 U.S. Open, Jones called a two-stroke penalty on himself when no one but himself witnessed his ball move after addressing it. Because of his honesty, he
ended up losing that event by one stroke. When he was later praised as a hero for his integrity, he replied, “You may as well praise a man for not robbing a bank.”

Brian Davis may have lost a tournament this past weekend, but he gained a fan in me for doing what some would think is incredible, but for him was just “par for the course.”

Israel Trip

On July 20, 2009, Kim and I celebrated our 25 wedding anniversary.  As a gift to me, Kim made arrangements for me to go on a trip to Israel!  Wow! I couldn’t believe it.  I’ve always wanted to go on a trip to Israel, but really never thought I’d do it.  Too many excuses.  But, just a couple weeks ago, I returned home from this once-in-a-lifetime trip.

Having been on this trip, I now think that everyone who is capable, especially preachers, should make this trip.  I can’t begin to explain how much perspective was gained by being able to see things with my own eyes.  I learned that the mental images I had in my “mind’s eye” were often incorrect, and now I have a much better understanding and perspective of many biblical events and places.

Thanks Kim!  I would have never done this on my own.  What a gift!

Gender Equality?

I recently read an article in the “Abilene Reporter-News” and the title was, “Women in the church: moving toward equality.”  That title intrigued me because I found it hard to imagine a church that was just “moving” toward gender equality.

You see, I was under the assumption that everyone was familiar with and believed the words of Paul when he said, “”There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave nor free, there is neither male nor female; for you are all one in Christ Jesus” (Galatians 3:28).  Why would a church in the 21st century just now be moving toward what the inspired apostle Paul affirmed nearly two millennium ago?

Well, actually, I do know why, but it’s really not about moving toward “equality,” rather it’s about moving away from God’s divinely appointed roles and responsibilities within the church.

The Mercy Street Church of Christ in Abilene, TX bills itself as a “gender-inclusive Church of Christ.”  Now again, I never considered myself  as a part of a “gender-exclusive” church, for there are probably as many woman as men where I preach.  But what they mean by that is that it is their desire to remove any “gender-based role distinctions” in the church.  In short, they want women preachers.  In fact, they are pressing their desire for women to preach in their congregation to the extent that they advertise for women to contact the church, so that they may preach.

Allow me to briefly share a few thoughts on this subject:

  • First, consider what the preacher at the Mercy Street Church of Christ said.  He said, “I think it is sinful for the church to restrict the use of women’s (spiritual) gifts.”  Yet later in the interview he said that he realizes his view has the potential to be divisive, thus his reason for starting Mercy Street rather than divide an existing congregation over the issue.  Here’s my question.  If it is sinful for a church to restrict the use of women’s spiritual gifts as he said, then why wouldn’t he desire to call people out of a sinful situation?  Why would he leave them in their sin?  Would he do the same for liars, thieves, drunkards, and extortioners?  Seems to me that if it is sinful, you would do all you can to call people out of what is sinful.
  • Remember that the gender-based role distinction between men and women is not culturally derived.  This is the claim of of the Mercy Street preacher, but I ask you to examine the text itself.  Turn to 1 Corinthians 11:1-12; 1 Corinthians 14:26-40, and 1 Timothy 2:8-15 and see if you can find a distinction between men and women’s roles that is culturally based.  You won’t, but what you will find is that the gender-based role distinctions are rooted in creation order.
  • Also remember that equality does not imply there are no role distinctions.  This was the mistake of Korah (Numbers 16).  He argued that since all of God’s people were holy, then everyone should be able to do what Moses was doing.  He was wrong…read it.  This is precisely the argument that is being made today with regard to the role of women.
  • Don’t allow yourself to be caught up in and known exclusively for some agenda, even if it’s biblical.  Instead, be known for your love for Jesus, and your submission to Him on every doctrine that He taught.

ETSPM Lectureship

This coming Sunday will mark the beginning of the 2010 East Tennessee School of Preaching and Missions annual lectureship.  I’m really looking forward to attending.  I’ve never had the opportunity to attend, so this year will be my first.

This will be one of the highlights of the year to which I will look forward as I begin my work with Karns.  I’m really looking forward to the lessons, the fellowship, and getting a chance to spend a few days with old friends and making new friends.

We are getting closer and closer to making our move to Karns.  It seems hard to believe, but I only have six more Sundays to preach at the South Green Street congregation.  Leaving South Green and all my good friends and good memories will be one of the most difficult things I will ever do, but I’m convinced that there is much good that can be accomplished working with the Karns congregation.

If you can get some time off, why don’t you drive to Karns and take in some of the lectureship.  I’m sure you’ll be glad you did.

(By the way, if you aren’t able to attend the lectures, you can view the lectures live through streaming video at The East Tennessee School of Preaching and Missions).